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Reasons men have apologized to me

Many people are waiting for an apology ... I just ask for it. Yes, I'm a vengeful, justice-seeking libra. Here are some instances with men specifically from years ago and from the more recent past.


College hookup


Yes, I had to clean up his urine — and tell him it happened. So college!


College best friend


This was an awkward apology lunch.



Israeli date


The date didn't go well, but he tried to make me look good later.



"Friend" with benefits


This was bound to blow up in my face, and it did.



Fellow comedian


Going to open mics was grueling, especially this one.


Very brief fling from the past


I didn't need an apology, but I got it.


Run-in on the subway


He was the last person I wanted to see.


Dating ended by bad texting


This ended quickly.



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